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*real incidents and quote from the crazy little thing called life.. enjoy :-)*
Raaji: Look! There goes the point!
Emily(looking around): What? Where?
Steph: Oh my gosh, there it goes again!
Emily: How do you guys know when these points are coming?!
-A road trip gone horribly stupid
Professor (explaining the attendance policy): You are only allowed two excused absences. If you are absent for more than two days without a valid reason, that would account for 25% of your grade. And remember that two tardys count as one absence.
Raaji: What is this? High School? (loud enough for the class to hear... opps!)
-not off to a good start with this professor
Law Professor about the Legal profession: Better to be judged by 12 than to be carried by 6
Please Lord... if you let me pass this exam, I swear I will name my child "Jesus"
-Cynthia, desperate last minute moves (5 min before we sat down to take the LSAT Exam) :-)
Raaji: "Can you be sued for dying? I mean, can you die negligently?"
-a very long night preparing for a law and society exam… one should stop studying after midnight.
"I'm extremely handsome, I have the physique of a Greek god, I'm hung like a bloody fucking horse, I'm witty and amazingly intelligent, and I make a ton of money. I really need to work on my self confidence though."
-Matt, on persistent shortcomings
Julia: I'm afraid of spiders.
Matt: I'm afraid of heights.
Emily: I'm afraid of waffles!
Raaji: Excuse me?
Emily: Yeah, I'm so afraid of them that I break out into hives and my tongue swells up whenever I eat them!
Raaji: Does the concept of allergy make any sense to you?
Kyle: So when you going to cook for me? Everyone says you're so good at it.
Courtney: When are YOU going to cook for ME? Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I have to cook.
Kyle: Do you want steak or chicken?
-a very smart man
Raaji: "I just smarted myself stupid."
-while tackling a logic problem for the exam
*real incidents and quote from the crazy little thing called life.. enjoy :-)*
Raaji: Look! There goes the point!
Emily(looking around): What? Where?
Steph: Oh my gosh, there it goes again!
Emily: How do you guys know when these points are coming?!
-A road trip gone horribly stupid
Professor (explaining the attendance policy): You are only allowed two excused absences. If you are absent for more than two days without a valid reason, that would account for 25% of your grade. And remember that two tardys count as one absence.
Raaji: What is this? High School? (loud enough for the class to hear... opps!)
-not off to a good start with this professor
Law Professor about the Legal profession: Better to be judged by 12 than to be carried by 6
Please Lord... if you let me pass this exam, I swear I will name my child "Jesus"
-Cynthia, desperate last minute moves (5 min before we sat down to take the LSAT Exam) :-)
Raaji: "Can you be sued for dying? I mean, can you die negligently?"
-a very long night preparing for a law and society exam… one should stop studying after midnight.
"I'm extremely handsome, I have the physique of a Greek god, I'm hung like a bloody fucking horse, I'm witty and amazingly intelligent, and I make a ton of money. I really need to work on my self confidence though."
-Matt, on persistent shortcomings
Julia: I'm afraid of spiders.
Matt: I'm afraid of heights.
Emily: I'm afraid of waffles!
Raaji: Excuse me?
Emily: Yeah, I'm so afraid of them that I break out into hives and my tongue swells up whenever I eat them!
Raaji: Does the concept of allergy make any sense to you?
Kyle: So when you going to cook for me? Everyone says you're so good at it.
Courtney: When are YOU going to cook for ME? Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I have to cook.
Kyle: Do you want steak or chicken?
-a very smart man
Raaji: "I just smarted myself stupid."
-while tackling a logic problem for the exam
hi there,
Amazing write up...I must say.
I'm very much impressed with yuor blog.
You are on my blogroll.
Thanks for visiting my blog.
:)
yours is different from the ordinary...
nice post Raaji...puts a smile on my sad state...
you're in my blogroll eversince i can't remember when...
:)
:-)
:D :D :D :D
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lol, i like ur 'life is funny' series! keep it going
Oh I loved all them. :D
LOL!!!
Hope to see these kinds of posts often!
2 good!
You're tagged
And keep up the good work (Y).
:)
nice..
haha. nice one raaji. you made my day. stay around, keep posting!
have a great day! :)
Good stuff and good of u to capture it somewhere...what better place than your blog...
many of these or similar have happened for me as well...university life... hehe...maybe I should start capturing em also...
Hahahaha....if this is your life, you are on a roll lady....
I like your blog, you write well, May I follow you?
@ The January girl
I already follow you so you might as well :-)
Nice , ha ha ha ha Thats reaIIy nice