Rob: I am so sick of this! This SPSS is just complicated.
Raaji: And its not even intelligent complicated... its more like pain-in-the-ass complicated!
-sitting in front of the computer trying to figure out the software.
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"Today is going to be a good night."
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"Today is going to be a good night."
-a little out of it
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"If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?"
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"If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?"
-painfully creative.
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Look, I made sandwiches...Penny B's and J!
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Look, I made sandwiches...Penny B's and J!
-My dear friend Emily and her creative American English skills
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I got a receipt for a doughnut. Am I going to return that doughnut? Am I going to come back the next day and say that the doughnut was unsatisfactory? That my boston creme was defective?
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I got a receipt for a doughnut. Am I going to return that doughnut? Am I going to come back the next day and say that the doughnut was unsatisfactory? That my boston creme was defective?
-Raaji, frustrated at many things.
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I am hetroflexible
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I am hetroflexible
-overheard at the bar
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Annoying an already annoyed person is like one of those "buy one, get one free" deals. It's a must-do! ;)
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Annoying an already annoyed person is like one of those "buy one, get one free" deals. It's a must-do! ;)
-Annie
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Well, her ceiling is a little low but she has a good Butt.
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Well, her ceiling is a little low but she has a good Butt.
-Shaf, talking about the car he wants to buy.
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Ni (looking stressed and edgy): I want Florida to change the age of consent to sixteen.
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Ni (looking stressed and edgy): I want Florida to change the age of consent to sixteen.
Raaji: Why is that?
Ni: Well, there’s um, this one check-out girl at the grocery store.... Anyway, it needs to be done!
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Raaji: Aww, thank you for the birthday festivities, and making it so special for me. I was so touched that night.
Faz: By who???? I knew that club was a mistake!
