Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Life is Funny (27)

For your entertainment, here are a few conversations with the wonderful people who are a part of my life... :-) 

I am from here. I speak three languages: English, bad English, and profanity.
-W, during a conversation about languages.
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Emily: needs to learn how to respond to a bitchy co-worker in German...any tips?
Mark: Middle finger?
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While preparing for an interview:
“So after the interview, I will ask them about my price... Oh I mean my salary.”
-Marvin, Keeping it real
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"Hey, do you guys smell that? It smells like burnt fire!!"
-Emily, on flame redundant situations
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"I LOVE honey nut cheerios, I could eat them all day all night and whenever. Boys need to taste like honey nut cheerios.”
-Sera, while eating honey nut cheerios straight out of the box.
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Terry: I have a whole honey dew in my room chilling for three weeks.
Jeremy: Oh, its probably alcoholic by now.
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So this is my little spiel about why you should care... in addition to the fact that, dammit! I control your grades
-Poli Sci Professor, explaining why statistical regression is important.
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15 comments:

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    Emily: needs to learn how to respond to a bitchy co-worker in German...any tips? Mark: Middle finger?"

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  2. honey dew to alcohol?
    nice collection..

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  3. honey dew to alcohol?
    nice collection..

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  4. Good ones.............
    :D

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  5. *LOL* :D
    I love these series!

    The middle finger one had me laughing! :D

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  6. made me laugh each one of them and oooops some slip of words there ..
    its funny jsut how one word changes the whole sense of the sentence ..

    Bikram's

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  7. Made me laugh out :) Loved it x

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  8. Liked Emily's joke!
    Total ROFL :)

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  9. honestly... did you sleep him?

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  10. @ Sami

    haha... geez, Sami! :P

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  11. this comment is for the previous post 23..
    i didn't want to disturb the 23 23 comments thing ;)

    belated birthday wishes friend
    and yeah only few days back i saw a movie 'the number 23' - a thriller...

    coincidence!!!!

    Aiz

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