Friday, October 14, 2011

Life is Funny [30]

For your entertainment, here are a few conversations with the wonderful people in my life... :-)   

To an annoying co-worker: "You have the right to remain silent. You should exercise your rights as much as possible."
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Oh my, she is actually capable of singing normal and sane songs!
-listening to paparazzi by Lady Gaga
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During a party in Marriott, accidentally walks in the men's restroom and sees three guys...
Raaji: Oh, wrong one. Sorry!
One Guy: We don't mind :-)
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Katie: Why do you like him? He is not even that cute.
Emily: "I’m attracted to him physically, not facially.
-good argument
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One early morning meeting, Raaji is not a morning person, she is sitting in a corner having coffee....Alan: So, should we prceed without waiting for an answer from the appropriation committee then?
Raaji: huh? Caffeine loading,  please wait.
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Shaf: Can I have two pieces of cake?
Raaji: Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two.
-on Dieting
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Raaji: A logistical question for you: I have these pants that have a zipper, a button and a drawstring and I have recently discovered that they also have belt loops. It already takes me 5 minutes to get out of them. Why would someone add a belt?
Emily: Duuuude, they are the ultimate anti-sexual assault pants! Legit awesome
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What? They have Braveheart and Gladiator on back to back? Now that's called good decision making.
-Cyril
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“I can’t believe they took my license! Now if they catch me speeding I’ll REALLY be in trouble!”
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15 comments:

  1. :) hilarious! You sure have a fun work-place...

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  2. anti-sexual assault pants xD ROFL xD

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  3. LOL..we dont mind

    haahha..you have some cool ppl around ..great!

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  4. always the lovely girl <3

    But this one, "Caffeine loading" was really a masterstroke. Just perfect. =D

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  5. I am so glad I started my day with this post. Lol. :-)

    PS:- Yesterday I, too, mistakenly walked in the men's bathroom and heard the exact same thing.

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  6. hehe, that is quite funny Komal :-)

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  7. Very funny.All of them are good

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  8. Veronica9:40 PM

    Haha! So funny.

    Actually the belt in anti-sexual assault pants is to wring the perpetrator's neck if don't want to 'forgive the person for the mistake'. :-)

    Glad to have discovered your blog.

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  9. Thank you Vernoica. I am glad you like the blog :-).

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  10. It "actually" made me laugh out loud in office ! :P

    glad to see u back with full force :) ... I can't even point out the most favorite of them .. They are all utterly "hilarious" ! :D

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  11. hey how are u? Good to see u back . TC :)

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  12. hey how are u? Good to see u back . TC :)

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  13. @ Rashmi

    I am doing well. Thank you :-). Good to see you back too!

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  14. Very funny and refreshing post :D
    I often jumped in your blog just to find an update about "Life is funny"

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  15. Thank you Zeeshan. I know, a lot of people do :-)

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