Friday, January 06, 2012

Life is Funny [32]


For your entertainment, following are a few conversations with the wonderful people in my life... :-)  

On the phone...
Raaji: You look thinner in the photograph!
S: I look thinner in real life too.
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Tom: Dude, you're lazy.
Joe: I prefer the term "motivationally challenged".
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"Never again will I reply to a work email with "regards" because the letter g and t are too close together."
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My Supervisor about a staff member...
Yeah, she is not coming in today. She said she has a stomach ache. I told her, that's called a hangover.

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How long do you have to keep it in?
-Milton, on contemplating to take the hot wings challenge.
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Raaji: Ok, I lost my thought of train.
Marvin: train... of... thought?
Raaji: Yeah, that.
- it was one long night during finals  week.
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Faz: So what is with you and sleep these days?
 Raaji: They have this new grass cutting machine which sounds as if a helicopter is flying over your head, and then they start cutting the grass so early in the morning right outside my building, so I am not getting any sleep.
 Faz: And how early in the morning is that?
 Raaji:  Umm... around 11:30 a.m.
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“Ok Raajii...so when you're famous, remember us small people”
-Emily, looking at my photography
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20 Comments:

Areesha said...

Never again will I reply to a work email with "regards" because the letter g and t are too close together.----> ROFL xD

And the 'thought of train' happens to me too except I say 'mind of frame' when I'm exhausted xD

Lady Whispers said...

You indeed make me smile :D

And retarts :P

Love these convos of urs :D :D

Raajii said...

@Areesha

That is really funny :-)


@Lady Whispers

Thank you. Glad I made you smile :-)

Chintan Gupta said...

You are such a doll :)

You know, how much ever I try, I kill the humour while reiterating the fun quotes...You are so good and it always brings a smile on my face...

Happy 2012 <3

Raajii said...

Aww... I am glad, Chintan ;)

Ed Pilolla said...

haha:) people are in desperate need of friends like you. and role models:)
very, very funny.

The Elephant's Child said...

I followed you home, and because I did started my day smiling. Love this and thank you.

Hilary said...

Oh this was a good laugh indeed.

Regards. ;)

Sadaf said...

"Never again will I reply to a work email with "regards" because the letter g and t are too close together."

Buahahahaha

Jon said...

i pick up the retards joke as my fav

Anurag said...

"retards" !!
:)

Iqra said...

hehe loved them :)

☆ Rià ღ said...

lol!! good ones.

Komal Ali said...

Haha, funny.
Love the regards one. :-p

Kala said...

Enjoyed reading the quotes :) Sply the grass cutting machine one ;)

Zeba said...

Ahahahaha. I want these people. Heh. Hilarious stuff.

Aishwarya Narayanan said...
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Aishwarya Narayanan said...

hahaha the 'regards' one is damn funny.

Hilarious:))

I love this whole series of 'life is funny' . Its one of my favorites in your blog:P

Ali Adnan said...

yeah Raajii, as emily said, please remember us when you become famous :)

Raajii said...

@Ali Adnan,

Aww... thank you :-)

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