Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Life is Funny [33]

These have been long overdue. But here goes:

For your entertainment, following are a few conversations with the wonderful people in my life... :-)  


Sam & Peter to a mutual friend after a sleepover:
Sam: You, my man, can really snore. One minute he is awake, the next minute it's like there are a bunch of motorcycles going by.
Peter: Oh, that explains all the motorcycles in my dream last night.
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Raaji: When was the last time you got this car washed? Never, right?
Dylan: No, no... it rains every now and then.
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Three cups of tea. And how many shots?
-Komal
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U: We won the cricket match!
Raaji: Yes we did! It was close but we made it happen.
U: Yeah we tried our best to lose but somehow we managed to win.
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A dear friend leaves a voice-mail on my phone....
Hey, where are you? Pick up. Pick up! Pick up!! Pick up!!! Pick Up!!!! *Pause* Now that is not working, is it? Alright, call me back.
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How long do you have to keep it in?
-Milton, on taking the hot wings contest.
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Dylan: Shh... you are loud, we are in the library.
Raaji: People get distracted when they can hear other people, I talk so fast, its like background noise.

11 comments:

  1. :D soft and humorous...

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  2. A packet full of humour! :D

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  3. Can't stop laughing!
    :D

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  4. hahaha :D

    I myself once said what "U" said about the cricket match :)

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  5. the best one was the answering machine one..=D

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  6. the voice mail was the best one made me laugh he he he Nice one.


    Bikram's

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  7. lol @ One minute he is awake, the next minute it's like there are a bunch of motorcycles going by.

    and ROFL @ People get distracted when they can hear other people, I talk so fast, its like background noise.

    U R FUNNY

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  8. haha... these are hilarious as always! :)

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  9. Thank you everyone :-)

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