In The End

The only way I see has no return to it. There is no betrayal, no portrayal.
The fall came suddenly. Everything seems meaningless now.
Weightless, all burdens are gone.
I feel absolute freedom before the eternal nothingness.
Perishing finally my life leaks out next to the flowers—my torment beneath their beauty. The memories I have gathered are waving like seeds in the summer night’s wind. These are my reminders of gratification.
And soon the mourning will end.
All mournings end.
Mine.
Yours.
Ours.
 

Life is Funny 13

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*real incidents and quote from the crazy little thing called life.. enjoy :-)*

Doctor: well the medicine I gave you both could have side effects.
Raaji: :Like what?
Doctor: Nausea, headaches, insomnia and in certain cases, mild hallucination.
(after a little while)
Andy: Wow, I never realized how shiny and beautiful these things are, (looking at the silverware.
Raaji: Oh that is so not fair!
Doctor: what?
Raaji: He gets to hallucinate and I don’t!


Emily: You know what?
Raaji: What?
Emily: I'm sick of being drunk!!
Raaji: Okay, its about time!
Emily: I'm gonna be sober now.... 1...2...sober!!!
-On simple misunderstandings

Raaji (before a performance): I don’t think these tights look good on me at all.
Meg: They look just fine. In fact I think they look really good.
Raaji: Ok, if you say so. I believe you. When you were here, I always asked you for fashion advice and it worked, so i think they look fine, right?
Meg: yeah, they do, my dear, I won't lie to you, at least not now.
Raaji: What do you mean... NOW?
Meg: Uh-oh

"Remember to spell my name right - you will fail the class if you forget the 'H' at the end."
-Professor Seyfarth, cutting to the chase


Jordan: "Kyle!! Did you steal this?!"
Kyle: "No, I just haven't returned it yet"


Raaji: My finger hurts so bad.
Emily: It'll stop hurting when it feels better.


Hanging out with two of my close buddies-- they were goofing around behaving like kids,
Raaji: I am glad, I am not retarded.
Shaf: What makes you say that?
Raaji: They say, one in three people is retarded. Think of your two close friends, if they are fine then it’s you. Whenever I look at the two of you, I thank God!