Life Is Funny (14)

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*real incidents and quote from the crazy little thing called life.. enjoy :-)*


Raaji: Look! There goes the point!
Emily(looking around): What? Where?
Steph: Oh my gosh, there it goes again!
Emily: How do you guys know when these points are coming?!
-A road trip gone horribly stupid.


Professor (explaining the attendance policy): You are only allowed two excused absences. If you are absent for more than two days without a valid reason, that would account for 25% of your grade. And remember that two tardys count as one absence.
Raaji: What is this? High School? (loud enough for the class to hear... opps!)
-not off to a good start with this professor.


Law Professor about the Legal profession: Better to be judged by 12 than to be carried by 6.


Please Lord... if you let me pass this exam, I swear I will name my child "Jesus"
-Cynthia, desperate last minute moves (5 min before we sat down to take an Exam) :-)


Raaji: "Can you be sued for dying? I mean, can you die negligently?"
-a very long night preparing for a law and society exam… one should stop studying after midnight.



"I'm extremely handsome, I have the physique of a Greek god, I'm hung like a bloody horse, I'm witty and amazingly intelligent, and I make a ton of money. I really need to work on my self confidence though."
-Matt, on persistent shortcomings.


Julia: I'm afraid of spiders.
Matt: I'm afraid of heights.
Emily: I'm afraid of waffles!
Raaji: Excuse me?
Emily: Yeah, I'm so afraid of them that I break out into hives and my tongue swells up whenever I eat them!
Matt: Does the concept of allergy make any sense to you?


Kyle: So when are you going to cook for me? Everyone says you're so good at it.
Courtney: When are YOU going to cook for ME? Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I have to cook.
Kyle: Do you want steak or chicken?
-a very smart man


Raaji: "I just smarted myself stupid."
-while tackling a logic problem for the exa. 

Defining Love

“Do you know what love is like?” She asked.

“No,” was the response.

“Do you ever put your arms out and spin and spin and spin?"

“Only all the time!” :-)

“Well that’s what love is like," she said quietly. “Makes your heart race, turns your world upside down. But if you are not careful, if you don’t keep your eyes on something still, you can lose your balance.

You can’t see what’s happening to the people around you...You can’t see that you are about to fall...”

Silence

Silence is meaningless

until it surrounds you...Of this dream, of sunshine on Sundays...

I meet with silence alone...I'd need a premonition to believe...

But I'd love the warmth of hope...The one sorrow I cannot face...

That remembrance of happier days...I want what I couldn't have then...I get what I cannot take now.

Poetic justice fails to amuse me.