Saturday, April 11, 2009

What Is Your Relationship Status?

College kids can be very creative especially when they get some time on their hand which happens once in a while but we always make good use of it.
I say college “kids” because I really don’t think there is much of a difference between a college going student and a kindergarten child when it comes to the creative ability to act totally absurd (but that is a story for another time)


Right now we will stick with relationship statuses. The other day I was sitting with two of my friends supposedly doing homework when one of my friends Chris says, “So what does Facebook say if you try and make a three-way relationship?”
Kelly immediately replies: “Wanna give it a try?”
Chris: Wow, it really says that?
:-)
I hope you got the joke there and no further explanation is required in this matter. I don’t quite know why, but somehow we ended up spending the rest of the afternoon coming up with various facebook relationship statuses. The list goes something like this:


Single
Sleeping Around
In a Relationship
In a Fight
On a Break
On the Rebound
Love-hate relationship
Trying out the other gender
Engaged
Married
About to Get Divorced
Divorced
Lonely
It's Complicated
Can't Talk About It Right Now
In an Open Relationship
In a Long-Distance Disaster
Deciding Between Two People
Happily Cheating on My Partner
Trying Out the No Sex Thing
Cyber Dating
Ugly

What is your relationship status?
(Perhaps we could add it to the list)

:-)

26 comments:

  1. long distance disaster..lolz
    u cud add this:-
    rel status, whts tht:D

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  2. "single not ready for mingle "

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  3. Married. Game Over.

    Nice list!

    :P

    N

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  4. haha, this one is nice.
    my status is just included.
    single.
    be back to see more.
    have a nice day!

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  5. gr8 post!!! 2 creative i must say! :d

    Coming to my staus, well it coul be "I m still not ready for it ;)" as my last post says it all!!

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  6. lol.. this was creative!!!
    try moving on, ready for the next challenge or something like that :)

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  7. lol!
    how about ...
    * sarcastic relationship
    * narcissistic single
    * mediocre single but committed
    * sexual predator
    * pedestal marriage
    * immortal flirt

    etc

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  8. ha ha, gr88 writeup and creative status sing ourselves, lol.
    Neways, i cant think of anything else yaar, you have thought up on all genres :P Great work :)

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  9. Single, not looking at all for the moment :)

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  10. Add few more

    Confused
    Nothing from my side
    Recovering from failed attempts
    Hopeful
    Desires suppressed

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  11. HAHAHAH!! this is totally hilarious you rock girl!! Add trying to hunt down a run-away-from-home psychopathic boyfriend to that list I say! :D

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  12. hiliarious...some more:

    single not ready to mingle

    now on now off relationship

    I think I am ... dont know abt him

    happily divrced (and rich)

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  13. Seperated yet connected
    Its complicated
    Seperated Union
    Waiting for the right time for us to complete a relationship


    hmmmm pata nahi kyun i don't find this funny !! khair am a saroo :p !!

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  14. mera relationship status...hmmm...confused!!!

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  15. Very Creative!

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    Do check and do comment!

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    Usman

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  17. Not my status, but how about "Living a lie" :)

    Very creative list, indeed!

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  18. Some of the biggest challenges in relationships come from the fact that most people enter a relationship in order to get something: they're trying to find someone who's going to make them feel good. In reality, the only way a relationship will last is if you see your relationship as a place that you go to give, and not a place that you go to take.

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  19. hahah that was real fun...

    he keeps me guessing.


    how bout that?

    lol

    vyo

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  20. Lols truly creative... Well my status is... Engaged .... n will soon change to married... AWww.. goodness.. married !! thats wat my status will be in a month ... hmmm now i have very weird expression on my face ...

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  21. Mine: In denial.
    :]

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  22. Well, you may add: Disturbed Soul?

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