College kids can be very creative especially when they get some time on their hand which happens once in a while but we always make good use of it.
I say college “kids” because I really don’t think there is much of a difference between a college going student and a kindergarten child when it comes to the creative ability to act totally absurd (but that is a story for another time)
Right now we will stick with relationship statuses. The other day I was sitting with two of my friends supposedly doing homework when one of my friends Chris says, “So what does Facebook say if you try and make a three-way relationship?”
Kelly immediately replies: “Wanna give it a try?”
Chris: Wow, it really says that?
I hope you got the joke there and no further explanation is required in this matter. I don’t quite know why, but somehow we ended up spending the rest of the afternoon coming up with various facebook relationship statuses. The list goes something like this:
In a Relationship
In a Fight
On a Break
On the Rebound
Trying out the other gender
About to Get Divorced
Can't Talk About It Right Now
In an Open Relationship
In a Long-Distance Disaster
Deciding Between Two People
Happily Cheating on My Partner
Trying Out the No Sex Thing
What is your relationship status?
(Perhaps we could add it to the list)