Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Life is Funny (19)



Rob: I am so sick of this! This SPSS is just complicated.
Raaji: And its not even intelligent complicated... its more like pain-in-the-ass complicated!
-sitting in front of the computer trying to figure out the software.


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"Today is going to be a good night."
-a little out of it


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"If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?" 
-painfully creative.


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Look, I made sandwiches...Penny B's and J! 
-My dear friend Emily and her creative American English skills


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I got a receipt for a doughnut. Am I going to return that doughnut? Am I going to come back the next day and say that the doughnut was unsatisfactory? That my boston creme was defective? 
-Raaji, frustrated at many things.


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I am hetroflexible 
-overheard at the bar


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Annoying an already annoyed person is like one of those "buy one, get one free" deals. It's a must-do! ;) 
-Annie


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Well, her ceiling is a little low but she has a good Butt. 
-Shaf, talking about the car he wants to buy.


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Ni (looking stressed and edgy): I want Florida to change the age of consent to sixteen.
Raaji:  Why is that?
Ni: Well, there’s um, this one check-out girl at the grocery store.... Anyway, it needs to be done!


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Raaji: Aww, thank you for the birthday festivities, and making it so special for me. I was so touched that night.
Faz: By who???? I knew that club was a mistake!

34 comments:

  1. lol... the last one is Hilarious :D

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  2. Yes, I love the last one myself :-). My best friend is quite creative :-)

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  3. lol @ the last one

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  4. Awhh :D For us, they are kind of humorous statements, kind of jokes. But for YOU, they are more of refreshing memories =) Recalling them will spread smile on your face even after 10 years.

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  5. @ spotlessoul
    absolutely ;-). Thank you for putting it so beautifully :-)

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  6. "Today is going to be a good night."

    Hilarious! He he.

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  7. lol!!the last one is too good!!

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  8. haha last one is too good.......btw spss is fun ;) good luck with that

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  9. LOL :D .. apart from the last one which is hilarious ... I particularly liked " Anoying an already annoyed person ..." bcz I soooooo like to do that to my frndz :D ;)

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  10. LOL to the last one =)
    nice quotes :)

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  11. the last one took the cake... one of the best ever!! :D

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  12. ha ha ha, age consent...:)

    and yeah, today must be going to be a good night!

    but u made me smile, if not laugh with your funny thoughts!

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  13. Love it. :)
    The last one is awesome.

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  14. Shaf - me loved his statement..

    ho my god.. rajji - me feel after a long time - u urself might laughed a bit..

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  15. lol!! random humour is so hilariou, i tellya :D

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  16. He he!! Liked every-bit of it :)

    Regards,
    Ravi.
    (http://j-ravi.blogspot.com)

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  17. @ arvind
    I wonder why you always think I am a sad little girl :-).

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  18. raji,

    as u stay in room - me thought u r studying..

    and

    me thought u r sad - as bcoz the hang over of ur two earlier posts!!

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  19. @ arvind
    my writings doesnt always reflect my state of mind at the moment. I am a writer, I write :-)

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  20. me sorry as me mistaken and me always use to write my own experience..

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  21. O yay, I'm on it :D

    hehe, loved the last one.
    Didn't really get penny B's and J?

    ps: I feel the same way about the doughnut receipt. What is WRONG with the world!

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  22. @ Annie

    :-)

    Penny B's and J is Peanut butter and jelly :-)

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  23. lol! you are much to awesome and much too witty!

    love you!

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  24. had a goooood laugh!! :D

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  25. so love these posts of yours..!

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  26. LOL!
    the last one is awesome!
    :D

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  27. lol - tht tickled me - esply the last one :P

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  28. @ Raaji

    My pleasure =)

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  29. hehe..

    Good one .. particularly "her" Butt ;-)

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  30. hehe..

    Good one .. particularly "her" Butt ;-)

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  31. lolllll.....hilarious :D

    i loved "the buy one get one free" and "i was so touched" the most !

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