Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Life is Funny [29]

For your entertainment, here are a few conversations with the wonderful people in my life... :-)  

"Now you're thinking like a lawyer. Clients come to you and pay $400/hr to hear, 'possibly'!"
-Zeus to Me.
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Really late one night...
Emily (pops her head through my door): We are going to Wal-Mart, you wanna come?
Raaji: At this time, Why?
Emily: We are bored so we're going to go to Wal-Mart, find something to do and then do it. Maybe a game, a craft, or possibly even a Wal-Mart employee.
-that is what happens when you live in the middle of nowhere
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Shaf gulps ice-cream and inhales it at the same time and starts coughing...

Marvin: Breathe. In through the nose out through the mouth.
Shaf is still coughing....
Marvin: It’s that good? You are spreading it all around, eh? :-)
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"It's just like English...only in Spanish."
-Meghan, explaining why anyone could pass the Spanish Exam
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"So this is my little spiel about why you should care... in addition to the fact that, dammit! I control your grades."
-Political Science Professor, explaining why statistical regression is important
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"The new puppy hasn't learned that the cats hate him yet. But I am not too worried about it, when he will get scratches all over his face, he will eventually get it."
- G, on pet cats & dogs in the same house
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Raaji:  Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?
N : You have to be more specific. What time was it??
-oh dear.
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"I just wish they would have a minus sign sometimes in chemistry equations"
-Nishi
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About liberal arts majors: Engineer knows what she knows and knows what she doesn't know. We don't even know what we know and we don't know what we don't know, and what we do know we don't even know if we know.
-if you are in liberal arts, you will know what this means :-) 
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20 comments:

  1. the wal-mart one is really good

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  2. I used to wish this too!!funny

    "I just wish they would have a minus sign sometimes in chem equations"
    -Nishi

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  3. wal-mart I remember going to it when i went to USA i did not find it that amusing .. :(

    and its only english but in Spanish made me laugh he heh Good one ...

    Bikram's

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  4. @ Bikram
    Yes, that is the point :-). Where we live, there is nothing around other than a Walmart :-)

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  5. well, should I you are lucky.

    ahhh, I dont need to say, you know it already..hahahahhaahhaha

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  6. The walmart one!! :D

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  7. You got me smiling with this one. :-)

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  8. LOL @walmart :D

    and raaji ur political science professor seems to be really interesting guy :D

    and yes .. you "always" have to be 'specific' when asking such questions ;)

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  9. Nice one it left me with a smile on my face :)

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  10. I liked liberal arts majors and Raaji's one .... I even shared in facebook!!!!

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  11. Lol. I go to walmart with friends too when we are bored.

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  12. LOL!! your candid moments always make me laugh :D

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  13. @ Pri

    I am glad they do :-)

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  16. ok how do u remember the conversations so well, i'm really bad in such kind of memory..

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  17. Be specific what time :P ... LOL

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