Life is Funny (22)

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Real life incidents and quotes from the lovely people who are a part of my life :-)

“Standby, I’ve had a few drinks.”
-Emily
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Pooja and I were discussing the ending of the movie Inception right after we watched it and asked Stephanie for her opinion. She came up with a totally original idea: 'It means that this movie has ...a sequel!'
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On the phone....
Raaji: Hello?
Faz: Hello?
Raaji: Hello.
Faz: Hello.
Raaji: Hello!
Faz: Helloo!
Raaji: HELLO!!
Faz: Yeah, any time you want to move past the hello stage.
Raaji: Jerk! I thought you couldnt hear me!
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Marvin and Raaji talking on the phone one late night, Raaji going on and on about something, Marvin replying with an occasional, "hmm" or "ahan". Then Raaji realizes,
Raaji: Aww, you are tired right?
Marvin: Yes, very much.
Raaji: Aww, alright dear, I will let you sleep then.
Marvin (in all seriousness): Thank you.
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Sorry, I am too busy. I cant use my brain at the moment.
-Raaji
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At Philly airport, a guy was complaining at the help desk because his plane was late.
Man: But I have a First Class Ticket!
Employee: First Class or Economy, the plane leaves at the same time!
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You are only supposed to ask me questions that I have the answers to!
-Criminology professor during a discussion about elections and criminal behavior.
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Faz (sort of angry): I just realized I am a jerk!
Raaji: FI-NA-LYYY! :-P
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And this one is an absolute classic:

"No, I do NOT want to be on your mating list! Oh, I mean your mailing list.
-Stephanie, talking to an advertising agent on the phone.
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32 comments

  1. "First Class or Economy, the plane leaves at the same time!" -- good one! haha !

    and yes, the last one is priceless! XD

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  2. Awesome collection.
    Had me laughing all along, specially the last one, a gem!
    :D

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  3. i've been tired on the phone at times, but the girlfriend is usually too excited to realise :)

    N

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  4. "...a sequel"

    Hilarious.
    I agree its an absolutely original idea, plus who would have thought on this angle.

    Hehehehe veryyyyy funny

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  5. Haha, the last one was too good. Hilarious!

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  6. "Sorry, I am too busy. I cant use my brain at the moment"

    how cute..

    last one is icing on the cake (lol)

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  7. hahahaha.. cute one!

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  8. KILLER QUOTES!!! :-D

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  9. LOl i just love these funny quotes make my day always :)

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  10. Thank you :-). I am glad all of you are enjoying these :-).

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  11. :-) I hope you are not busy:P

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  12. @ Zeeshan
    Hehe... right now I am not. But you never know with me :-)

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  13. You've got intelligent people around you...you live in interesting times :)

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  14. Mating list!!! ROFL!!!

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  15. Sorry, I am too busy. I cant use my brain at the moment.

    >> LOL :D ... mind if I use that some day ? there is no copyright i hope :P

    and "mating list" !!! ROFL :D

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  16. He he!! Hilarious !!
    But, u noe wat, a lot like dis happpens wid every1.. But, u've made a crisp summary of all of it.. COOL.. Liked it. :)

    Regards,
    Ravi.
    (http://j-ravi.blogspot.com)

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  17. @ Ali

    I suppose you could.

    @ Raviskharan

    Yes, I like to keep track of these little but very important memories. Glad you like them :-)

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  18. haha!!
    Loved the last one..
    these are the things that make friends so priceless.. :)

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  19. @ Jo
    Absolutely! And this friend is definitely priceless :-)

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  20. I am in love with "life is funny" keep bringing em hehehe :)

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  21. SДНІВZДDД7:29 PM

    Lol :) I liked the Phone conversation you do with Faz. I do this too when other friends talking to me on the phone and if I have nothing to say. I just say; oh yeah, acha, yeahhhhh and blah blah. hahah

    So cute:P

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  22. I loved the first one!!!! :-)

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  23. mating list??? hahahahaha

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  24. the ones between u n Faz and U n Marvin are hilarious...but last one is the best:D lollllllllllllll

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  25. *smiles*

    You should never leave their company man! ;)

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  26. ha ha!!! loved most of it :)

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