Life is Funny (23)

Monday, September 20, 2010

Real life incidents and quotes from the lovely people who are a part of my life :-)

"I am sorry, I cant understand you, I am an ignorant American."
-Megan, On east Asian cities names
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"If you took this to your eighth grade English teacher, there'd be so much red ink on it you'd think she'd cut her wrists."
-Biology Professor, on the written part of the bio lab
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"Do not lick that, or put it in your mouth...."
- regarding an electrical cord

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Chris: You know for 350 degrees this oven isn't very hot...
Raaji: That would be because you just opened the microwave.
-on wrong applications
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Please, please do this for me. I'll pay you in baked goods, cds, or other.
-Emily, the art of begging
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Today's topic is statistical inferences and since this is a political science seminar, I don't expect you to know statistics so today's class is going to be a lot about trust-me-on-this-one.
-Political Science Professor, on public opinion statistics
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Abruptly coming to a stop while running down the hallway,
Raaji: Oh,  I'm not supposed to run with scissors...darn it!
-no really, I am not allowed, I can be dangerous
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Overheard in Political Science Class,
Random guy: That test was really hard.
His friend: Yeah, I had a hard time reading what the Asian chick in front of me was writing.
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28 comments

  1. life is funny indeed... :)

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  2. "I am sorry, I cant understand you, I am an ignorant American."
    -Megan, On east Asian cities names

    Is her last name Pedersen? That sounds like something my friend Megan would say. She's abroad in India right now. =p

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  3. GypsyToes
    Aww... sadly no, that is not her last name :-).

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  4. He he .. that was very funny.

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  5. I can be very dangerous, too, when it comes to running with or operating scissors. :)

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  6. hehe i love these series :D

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  7. LOL!!!!
    Already waiting for Life is Finny)24)

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  8. LOL!
    Loved the last one :P

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  9. @Komal
    I am glad someone knows what I go through :-)

    @Akanksha
    Its coming soon. I am working on it :)

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  10. hahaha crazy world.. LOL
    P.s shakira says you run with scissors only if u wanna get hurt.. (gypsy)

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  11. SДНІВZДDД11:56 AM

    Do not lick that, or put it in your mouth...."
    - regarding an electrical cord

    I have been through this many times in our engineering class. But our instructor used to say that "Don't click that, or put it in your mouth". I made some mistakes regarding to this quote and then later smacking my head.

    Heheh I laugh so much about your comment on my blog."Cholo hum sub sochtay hai" :P

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  12. LOL!! I still cant believe it says that on the electrical cord..but then again, we have "Caution:Hot" on all hot beverages:-)

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  13. @bollywoodstylediaries

    Oh no, it doesn't say that ON the cord... a friend of mine said it regarding the cord while he was working on fixing the cords for some sort of engineering project.

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  14. @Sahibzada

    hehe, I am glad I made you laugh :-)

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  15. Haha, this is hilarious. Thought that I'd share.

    I went on a first date with an Egyptian/Cuban sorority girl. I asked her what language she was brought up speaking. She said that her mom spoke to her in Spanish, but that she only ever replied in English. I said, "Oh, kinda like Chewbacca and Han Solo?"

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  16. haha. you made my day. so you're dangerous with scissor, how about with knife?

    have a great day Raajii!

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  17. @Iriz

    I am more dangerous with a knife. One time I was waving a knife in the air while talking and it slipped out of my hand and landed on a friend's lap totally threatening his manhood :-).

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  18. Very cute, as always! :P

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  19. : )
    these posts always make me smile!

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  20. Nice post, these small funny things actually make our day by giving a reason to laugh.

    I loved the "art of begging" the most : D

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    naz@somalianarab.blogspot.com
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  23. you always make my day with these life is funny post of yours .. :)


    your political science professor is one witty guy ! :D .. it was the best :)

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  24. Such conversations and off the hand comments never fail to add the necessary humour in our mundane lives.

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  25. feel -
    u r attending the classes sincerely!

    me linking two of those:

    u running with scissors..
    "hard time - seeing Asian chick.."

    hilarious..

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  26. The bio lab...the best
    But we really dont bother what we write in lab stuffs.just wants to gt the message across

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