Life is Funny (23)
Monday, September 20, 2010Real life incidents and quotes from the lovely people who are a part of my life :-)
"I am sorry, I cant understand you, I am an ignorant American."
-Megan, On east Asian cities names
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"If you took this to your eighth grade English teacher, there'd be so much red ink on it you'd think she'd cut her wrists."
-Biology Professor, on the written part of the bio lab
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"Do not lick that, or put it in your mouth...."
- regarding an electrical cord
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Chris: You know for 350 degrees this oven isn't very hot...
Raaji: That would be because you just opened the microwave.
-on wrong applications
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Please, please do this for me. I'll pay you in baked goods, cds, or other.
-Emily, the art of begging
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Today's topic is statistical inferences and since this is a political science seminar, I don't expect you to know statistics so today's class is going to be a lot about trust-me-on-this-one.
-Political Science Professor, on public opinion statistics
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Abruptly coming to a stop while running down the hallway,
Raaji: Oh, I'm not supposed to run with scissors...darn it!
-no really, I am not allowed, I can be dangerous
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Overheard in Political Science Class,
Random guy: That test was really hard.
His friend: Yeah, I had a hard time reading what the Asian chick in front of me was writing.
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27 comments
life is funny indeed... :)
ReplyDelete"I am sorry, I cant understand you, I am an ignorant American."
ReplyDelete-Megan, On east Asian cities names
Is her last name Pedersen? That sounds like something my friend Megan would say. She's abroad in India right now. =p
GypsyToes
ReplyDeleteAww... sadly no, that is not her last name :-).
He he .. that was very funny.
ReplyDeleteI can be very dangerous, too, when it comes to running with or operating scissors. :)
ReplyDeletehehe i love these series :D
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteAlready waiting for Life is Finny)24)
LOL!
ReplyDeleteLoved the last one :P
@Komal
ReplyDeleteI am glad someone knows what I go through :-)
@Akanksha
Its coming soon. I am working on it :)
hahaha crazy world.. LOL
ReplyDeleteP.s shakira says you run with scissors only if u wanna get hurt.. (gypsy)
Do not lick that, or put it in your mouth...."
ReplyDelete- regarding an electrical cord
I have been through this many times in our engineering class. But our instructor used to say that "Don't click that, or put it in your mouth". I made some mistakes regarding to this quote and then later smacking my head.
Heheh I laugh so much about your comment on my blog."Cholo hum sub sochtay hai" :P
LOL!! I still cant believe it says that on the electrical cord..but then again, we have "Caution:Hot" on all hot beverages:-)
ReplyDelete@bollywoodstylediaries
ReplyDeleteOh no, it doesn't say that ON the cord... a friend of mine said it regarding the cord while he was working on fixing the cords for some sort of engineering project.
@Sahibzada
ReplyDeletehehe, I am glad I made you laugh :-)
Haha, this is hilarious. Thought that I'd share.
ReplyDeleteI went on a first date with an Egyptian/Cuban sorority girl. I asked her what language she was brought up speaking. She said that her mom spoke to her in Spanish, but that she only ever replied in English. I said, "Oh, kinda like Chewbacca and Han Solo?"
haha. you made my day. so you're dangerous with scissor, how about with knife?
ReplyDeletehave a great day Raajii!
@Iriz
ReplyDeleteI am more dangerous with a knife. One time I was waving a knife in the air while talking and it slipped out of my hand and landed on a friend's lap totally threatening his manhood :-).
Very cute, as always! :P
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ReplyDeletethese posts always make me smile!
Lol. Nice.
ReplyDeleteNice post, these small funny things actually make our day by giving a reason to laugh.
ReplyDeleteI loved the "art of begging" the most : D
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you always make my day with these life is funny post of yours .. :)
ReplyDeleteyour political science professor is one witty guy ! :D .. it was the best :)
Such conversations and off the hand comments never fail to add the necessary humour in our mundane lives.
ReplyDeletefeel -
ReplyDeleteu r attending the classes sincerely!
me linking two of those:
u running with scissors..
"hard time - seeing Asian chick.."
hilarious..
The bio lab...the best
ReplyDeleteBut we really dont bother what we write in lab stuffs.just wants to gt the message across
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