Life is Funny (24)

Monday, October 25, 2010

 Real-life incidents and quotes from the lovely people who are a part of my life :-)

Britney: Did someone call 911 by accident? There is a police officer on the door
Raaji: I don't know, is he cute?
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Jokes can sometimes be nice too - especially if they are funny
-Megan, During public speaking training.
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"If you are a vegetarian, can you still eat animal crackers?"
-point to ponder.
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"Sometimes students fall asleep in my class. I used to bring a long leather whip for these occasions, but after some administrative issues am now obliged to rely solely on public humiliation."
-Political Theory Professor
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Office assistant explaining the old printer to me,
“Paper jams are like snowflakes –- there’s no two alike.”
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Every time I come out of my Spanish class, I thank God for English
-Raajii, struggling with spanish
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Emily: I'm mad.
Raaji: What's the matter?
Emily: I can't see my forehead.
-one drunken night.
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"Why does that have to be there! Couldn't they at least make it padded or something?!"
-R, on cement highway barriers
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In a hotel room, to a male coworker,
Raaji: Soooo, I am checking you out.
Dave: Excuse me?
Raaji: oh,.. umm... out of the room, I mean. I will check you out of the room, I am not leaving just yet. Umm... you  can give me your keys.
[he laughed really hard and needless to say, I was quite embarrassed]
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S: This place is haunted. I dont want to live here alone.
Raaji: Relax, I lived here for quite some time - alone. I made out alright.
F: She made out with the Ghost!
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27 comments

  1. LOLLLLLL!!!! you have very lol moments in life and it is a blessing to have em :)

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  2. ROFL!!! I so love this series of urs

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  3. "She made out with the Ghost!"

    ROFL!!!

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  4. Thank you my dear readers, I am glad you are enjoying these :-)

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  5. lol....da las one was too good to laugh

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  6. LOL @ I thank GOD for English :-P.

    Its always nice to recollect happy moments from past :-). Stay blessed Raaji

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  7. haha... hilarious... :D

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  8. haha... hilarious... :D

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  9. haha... hilarious... :D

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  10. you really likes using a leather whip? woooooow. You seems a girl so shy!!! hahaha I'm just kidding.

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  12. Always love reading this series of yours...n last one was awesome :)

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  13. LOL!!

    hmmm, still thinking about the animal crackers one...

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  14. LOL!
    i dont have a favourite on this one, they are all so hilarious! :D

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  15. haha hilarious...specially the last two:P

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  16. Can't pick the best one because all of them are hilarious. :D

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  17. : )
    and love the new picture!

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  18. Lols...and another Lols!!! Raajii...didn't know you really have that funny side of you! And you're a decent ribtickler, making others laugh like me at your expense huh!

    Keep penning some more, I enjoyed this one, even those before...:-)

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  19. LOL! All of them all hilarious :)

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  20. You have a lovely blog Raajiii.

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  21. :-)
    subtle, humor.
    by the way was he really cute??????:-)

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  22. @ Heavenly Muse

    Sadly, I didnt really get a chance to meet him. Someone just sent him back :-)

    @ Shail
    Thank you, I hope you keep reading :-)

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  23. first you check out a guy in a hotel room then you make out with ghosts. whats up?

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  24. @ Sami
    oh, that is just routine in my crazy life :P

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  25. Jokes can sometimes be nice tooo... this is super hilarious. thx for your hard work on funny quotes. Found some more quotes here http://itshumour.blogspot.com/2010/06/twenty-hilarious-funny-quotes.html

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