Life is Funny (25)

Saturday, November 20, 2010

For your entertainment, here are a few conversations with the wonderful people who are a part of my life... :-)  


Text Message...
Faz: What are you up to?
Raaji: My mom is 'forcing' a manicure on me while we watch a movie
Faz: Oh your life is soo rough!
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"My lips are numb, but I can still read."
-Emily, announcing why she wasn't drunk enough
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But we are in water. Alright, I take it back. We are not in water anymore, we are in oil now.
-Raaji, on the oil spill, Geography, and such
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I cannot wait to have something to drink with Alcohol in it. Is it so bad guys?
-Britney, after a very stressful first week of work.
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Marvin: Alright, second round?
Oscar: No man.... moderation.
Marvin: Not at a buffet!
-getting the worth of his money
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Raaji: So how was it last night?
Marvin: I went in with one girl, I came out with another, I'd say it was a pretty good night.
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 "It's okay to have heroin in your veins, just not in your pocket."
-Criminology Professor.
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Raaji (looking at Shaf's drink): Is that mountain dew?
Shaf: Yeah
Raaji: They changed the color? Its blue now?
Shaf: Its a different flavor.
Raaji: Well at least this one doesn't look like pee.
*shaf laughs*
[a moment later]
Raaji: So does it taste the same?
Shaf (in all seriousness): I don't know. I haven't tasted pee.

[I meant if the flavors tasted the same]

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13 comments

  1. "It's okay to have heroin in your veins, just not in your pocket."
    -Criminology Professor.

    lol - an honey i do blog :)

    at life or something like it but click http://bit.ly/8XMk35

    and hey u aint on my twitter

    twitter.com/divaatastic

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  2. LOL@I don't know. I haven't tasted pee.
    :D

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  3. I love the one with Marvin and the girls!! :p

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  4. @Americanizing Desi

    But you are in my twitter, and I have added the new blog :-). I missed reading you :-)

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  5. Lolzz You really have a rough life :D

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  6. I am always waiting for these posts!!love them..

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  7. I totally agree with Marvin " Not at a buffet ", never :D

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  8. hahahaha

    good stuff... am gonna bookmark ur blog and come back for more!!

    ok,ok,time to get back to work now :)

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  9. oooh he heeh and a good reply back toooo ..


    Bikram's

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  10. Marvin takes the cake. :p

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  11. Marvin takes the cake. :p

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