For your entertainment, here are a few conversations with the wonderful people who are a part of my life... :-)  


Text Message...
Faz: What are you up to?
Raaji: My mom is 'forcing' a manicure on me while we watch a movie
Faz: Oh your life is soo rough!
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"My lips are numb, but I can still read."
-Emily, announcing why she wasn't drunk enough
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But we are in water. Alright, I take it back. We are not in water anymore, we are in oil now.
-Raaji, on the oil spill, Geography, and such
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I cannot wait to have something to drink with Alcohol in it. Is it so bad guys?
-Britney, after a very stressful first week of work.
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Marvin: Alright, second round?
Oscar: No man.... moderation.
Marvin: Not at a buffet!
-getting the worth of his money
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Raaji: So how was it last night?
Marvin: I went in with one girl, I came out with another, I'd say it was a pretty good night.
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 "It's okay to have heroin in your veins, just not in your pocket."
-Criminology Professor.
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Raaji (looking at Shaf's drink): Is that mountain dew?
Shaf: Yeah
Raaji: They changed the color? Its blue now?
Shaf: Its a different flavor.
Raaji: Well at least this one doesn't look like pee.
*shaf laughs*
[a moment later]
Raaji: So does it taste the same?
Shaf (in all seriousness): I don't know. I haven't tasted pee.

[I meant if the flavors tasted the same]

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