For your entertainment, following are a few conversations with the wonderful people in my life... :-)   

"You guys! I just saw a shooting star! Oh my god! There it is again!"
-Emily, drunk and pointing at lightening bugs
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E (while looking at a map): Where is Arkansas?
Raaji: You are looking at the map.
E: Yeah?
Raaji: That's Arkansas
E: Where is it on the map?
Raaji: You are looking at the map of Arkansas.
E: Oh.
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"I can't handle my own mind. I can't turn me off!"
-Panicking
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Alex: This is so hard, I need a drink to get through this.
Wes: I am bringing it to class. Nowhere in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Katie: That's what I've been saying for weeks!
-On consensus
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"I was born on my birthday"
-Raaji, in an attempt to avoid answering the when-were-you-born question.
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While playing scrabble,
Megan: Noon. Is that a word?
Raaji: Yes.
Megan *looking at the board*: But it's upside down!
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"I know this is very complicated but do what you need to do to make this work. Take anger management classes, do drugs, take a few shots before you come in here or whatever you need to do to get through this semester."
-Law professor, on statistical regression.
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On the phone...
Raaji: It is getting colder here. How is the weather there?
Steph: I don't think it has made up its mind as to what the hell it wants these days.
-on temperature fluctuations.
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