For your entertainment, here are a few conversations with the wonderful people in my life... :-)   

To an annoying co-worker: "You have the right to remain silent. You should exercise your rights as much as possible."
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Oh my, she is actually capable of singing normal and sane songs!
-listening to paparazzi by Lady Gaga
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During a party in Marriott, accidentally walks in the men's restroom and sees three guys...
Raaji: Oh, wrong one. Sorry!
One Guy: We don't mind :-)
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Katie: Why do you like him? He is not even that cute.
Emily: "I’m attracted to him physically, not facially.
-good argument
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One early morning meeting, Raaji is not a morning person, she is sitting in a corner having coffee....Alan: So, should we prceed without waiting for an answer from the appropriation committee then?
Raaji: huh? Caffeine loading,  please wait.
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Shaf: Can I have two pieces of cake?
Raaji: Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two.
-on Dieting
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Raaji: A logistical question for you: I have these pants that have a zipper, a button and a drawstring and I have recently discovered that they also have belt loops. It already takes me 5 minutes to get out of them. Why would someone add a belt?
Emily: Duuuude, they are the ultimate anti-sexual assault pants! Legit awesome
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What? They have Braveheart and Gladiator on back to back? Now that's called good decision making.
-Cyril
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“I can’t believe they took my license! Now if they catch me speeding I’ll REALLY be in trouble!”
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