Sunday, April 06, 2008

Life Is Funny(5)


*Real incidents and Quotes from people who are a part of my life*

“Funerals are like family reunions, minus one.”
-Sara.


"Well they said that washing your hair with egg was good for it, so I did it, but I used hot water and I ended up with like scrambled egg in my hair."
-Chelsea, proving oh-so many things


Ashley: Raaji you missed the fire
Raaji: What fire?
Ashley: Joe burnt the pop corns, so the fire alarm went off and we all had to leave the building
Raaji: The one time my hall gets into trouble and I am not around to witness it
Nishan: Look at the kids playing while mommy is gone :-)
-making me question my RA abilities


"I don’t drink. All my chemical imbalances are natural"
-Joe, on drinking.


Alec: I think you're bleeding.
Amy: Bleeding what? Blood?
-Proving that she is BLOND!



"I would NEVER let anyone come in my eye; it would get into my contacts and ruin them. And those bastards are expensive."
-Caitlin, setting some standards


"Times New Roman is a FONT!"
-Chris, sleep arguing


Shaf: oh my god, I have so much physics homework, I don’t know how am I going to finish it.
Raaji: dude, I have 4 chapters to MEMORIZE!
Pauses
Raaji: Its ok, we are both in the same boat
Shaf: ...and its sinking!!!
-on ending up in the same boat every time


"People I become anti-social after 7pm"
-Marissa, overwhelmed with her work


Jess: especially when we got axed... AND taxed... those really hurt
Faz: Yeah.. they made axe then we axed it and later we taxed it. That was awesome :-)

Faz: This is a fine example of what happens when there is no alcohol provided to
University students on a weekend night.
- recalling last night's intense scrabble game


"Alright, let's end this torture."
-Sociology Professor, keepin' it real at the end of class


*Raajii jumping around with energy.*

K: Try the decaf next time.


Cristina: how about we do this saturday morning?
Raajii: Saturday has a morning!?


"They took my bag and I had everything in it. So, I didn’t have my cell phone, my organizer, my iPod or my alarm. I was totally devoid of technology... and I felt naked!”
-Emily, for the love of technology :-)


Deb (making a face): you got an internship in Canden?
Rob: Don't worry, I am in the better part of Canden
Amy: There is a better part of Canden?
-on crime notorious places


Faz: See I am a genius. You guys owe me big time. In fact, SASA owes me, MCOP owes me... you all owe me
*Pauses*
Well that is a little arrogant
Raaji: I am glad you recognized that.
Faz: Well...you know... I think I am humble enough to recognize my arrogance


"We are doing some high level philosophy here if you are with me now. I don’t know if that makes you feel better about yourself or not but that’s what’s going on"
-Professor Priess during a lecture.

29 comments:

  1. LOLZZ!! how you guys come up with all this?? HEHEHE
    that was so funny bleeding what?blood lols!! hahahaa

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  2. hey that was quite funny raaji :)

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  3. :) made me smile...

    I am sure I have been thru many of such times...but my memory fails later on...

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  4. Bleeding? What Blood!?

    Hahahahahahahaha!

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  5. hahaha....that bleeding comment was worth quoting and i also have a whole new level of respect for ur friend caitlin hahah

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  6. you hav to be really observant and it goes without sayin that u have a godawesome sensa humour!

    cheers!

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  7. LOL! That was a good one, Raaji!

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  8. Hi Raaji,
    He...he...ROFL!
    Cristina: how about we do this saturday morning?
    Raajii: Saturday has a morning!?

    Lolz...this one had me in splits :D

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  9. and a freind this evening decided to say... "i am my brother's brother!" :D

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  10. @ ani
    haha...that is just hilarious... i should add it to the quotes? :-)

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  11. Alec: I think you're bleeding.
    Amy: Bleeding what? Blood?
    -Proving that she is BLOND!


    lolz...well in abundance of blod jokes..this one still makes me laugh...nice blog u have here buddy...exxlet template..look like u have spent a long time..:-)

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  12. hmm .. its quite good of you that you write all that stuff down here .. cause there are a lot of moments when while conversing frndz come up with awesome lines and stuff .. I just dont rem that later .. specially when they are required ..

    cheers

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  13. Ok this was brilliant...ROFL :))

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  14. heh heh. Loved most of them.
    The first one was too ouch.
    You sure know some interesting people.

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  15. that was Hilarious as always! :D
    hehe! u have quiet a funny gang of friends! :D

    -I

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  17. gosh!! u alwys have me in splits with these..... :D

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  18. God, they were amazing!
    I always love reading these posts of yours where you bring out these statements :D

    Made my day :)

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  19. Think about it....really hilarious!
    The good thing is, you remember all of them!!:)

    Big hugs*

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  20. lol...really really funny...

    for me the best was "does saturday have a morning"...lol...so true for me...i never know a saturday morning...

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  21. hey i am blogrolling you...

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  22. “Funerals are like family reunions, minus one.”

    That's quite a quotable quote!

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  23. What a funny days of your college time..It will never come in future......Really you enjoyed a lot and I wish you enjoy more

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  24. ROTFL!! This is hilarious!

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  25. Hi Raaji..I've tagged you with this simplest ever tag:
    http://panasians.blogspot.com/2008/04/love-link-tag.html

    I bet you'll never see one as simple as this..

    Take care and have a gr8 weekend!

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  26. hehehee!!! i love when u write these! :)

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  27. hehehee!!! i love when u write these! :)

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  28. funny..witty

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  29. hillarious...mommy is gone..blood...saturday has a morning:) lol

    made me go to the university days:)

    yar how do u remember all dis rajaa?

    or i guess my memory sucks big time..lol u knw na:P

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