In my attempts to spread some smiles, following are real incidents and quotes from the wonderful people who are a part of my life... :-)
On securing a scholarship to graduate school, Julia's dad to her:
"My wallet will love you forever!"
Tabahi jee tabahi!!
-Saira, complimenting Raaji's photograph
Sarah: Wow... its huge!
NR [looks down at his crotch]: Well, thank you.
-I was talking about the hat!
"You're telling me bro? On Saturday, I stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn GREEN.... I need to stop smoking this shit."
-overheard in class
Looking at a postcard...
Frank: We couldn't publish this one.
Raaji: Why not?
Frank: Because it seems like this one has drawings that are Disney copyrighted. We called the lawyer and faxed him the postcard. He called us back and said, MICKEY MOUSE WILL SUE YOUR ASS!!
"Oh baby, body heat works the best. We are going to live the green way. You know, play our part for the environment."
-Shan, while charming a woman.
"I happen to like rabbits... especially the white ones."
The following took place some time around 2am....
Rachel: Well, if no one wants to drink then why are we going to the bar?
Shaf: I dont know... picking up girls [*winking at Marvin*]
Rachel: Well if thats what you want to do then wouldn't the fraternity house be a better place to go to?
Marvin: No, there isn't much quality there.
Rachel: You mean the townie girls are better than college girls?
Marvin: No, its more like they are drunk so you cant really do much with them.
Rachel: But isn't that the idea to pick up a girl at 2am? You get the girl, go in and out and get done with it.
[*Both guys look at her*]
Rachel: Oh...No, No, Noooo, that is not what I meant. I really didn't mean it that way. Damn!
-As Ted Mosby says: nothing good happens after 2am.
“Am I in the men's restroom AGAIN?”
-Natasha, first she gives 5 men in the restroom angry looks and then realizes that she is the one in the wrong place.
Raaji [on her train of thought]: Yeah... sometimes it leaves the station before I get back.
"I know you want me... You know I want cha!"
Shaf, singing to his cheesecake
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