Life Is Funny (17)

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

O.k. a couple of things before we break down... Oh I mean break up!
Professor, keeping it real at the end of class

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Raaji: Alright, we're going home now. Enough of partying.
Katie: How are we getting home?!
Raaji: I'm driving.
Emily: You can't be sober Raaji! There's two of you!
-One crazy night

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"I'm gonna look up this book's ass in the index, and then kick it!"
-Chris, studying for engineering final

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I didn't forget I just didn't remember at that moment!
-Raaji, bad memory excuses

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"Where's the cake?! Come and get it!"
-Emily, trying to wake up and lead a drunk Rob to his own bed

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During a serious discussion on parenting...
Raaji: Hey, my mother is a working woman. She worked all through my childhood, and I turned out just fine.
Shaf: Really?
Marvin: You turned out just fine?
-Jerks

(After a while, a comment that followed)
Shaf: I am sorry, but you walked right into it, I couldn't help myself, I had to do it...haha)

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Raaji: Guess what? I got published... again!
Faz: Again? Like... It was that bad, huh? *Laughs out Loud*
-supportive friends

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Jewish people are Catholics who just haven't realized how awesome Jesus is yet.
-Christy, during a religious discussion.

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He is a yum-yum man burger with a side of hunk-tato salad.
-Raaji, describing a love interest – really hungry & waiting for her lunch to arrive.


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34 comments

  1. cudnt stop laughin at Chris' comment on the book

    ps : i wonder how will i describe my love interest

    oh she's like a slice of chocolate temptation with extra chocolate sauce n ice cream on the side

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  2. Hehe, am glad it made you laugh :-).

    I suppose it depends on how hungry you are ;-)

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  3. lol @ "I didn't forget I just didn't remember at that moment!" :-P. I can so relate to it :-D

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  4. He is a yum-yum man burger with a side of hunk-tato salad.

    YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! i want my burger too :P

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  5. Chris' was the best!!!

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  6. @ Americanizing Desi

    One of those creative moments, you know ;-)

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  7. 2nd last was hilarious

    :DDDDD

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  8. Boy, I bet you were damn hungry!!! ;) But I do see guys like that around here..a lot really...especially Greek ones ;)

    hats off to Chris! :D

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  9. LOL!
    These are hilarious!
    I love Marvins "You turned out just fine?" :D

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  10. 'He is a yum-yum man burger with a side of hunk-tato salad.'

    Oooh la la, sounds delicious Raaji ;)

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  11. great ! I have been waiting for the next life is funny post for a long time :D ... and its well worth it ..

    but yeh dil maange more :P

    Emily and Chris were the best :D

    and yeah Raaji .. shaf was right you walked right into it :)

    I came up with my version of "food-o-compliment" too ... I will refrain from posting here

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  12. LOl..

    I love good old fashioned "book ass kicking"..! :D...

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  13. Chris is a funny man... too bad he is not around often anymore for me to quote him :-)

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  14. Lol!!...your bad memory excuse is very legit :D

    its good to be back in blog-ville...i just luv this section!!

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  15. Jewish people are Catholics who just haven't realized how awesome Jesus is yet....
    aweesoomee!!!
    hahahahaha!:D
    i simply love this part of ur blog.everybody does.:)

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  16. Jewish people are Catholics who just haven't realized how awesome Jesus is yet....
    aweesoomee!!!
    hahahahaha!:D
    i simply love this part of ur blog.everybody does.:)

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  17. I love the last one. =D

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  18. The last two cracked me up big time!

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  19. he he that was funny for sure!! :D

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  20. Those are really fun to read all the time.

    "I didn't forget I just didn't remember at that moment!" - I make that excuse very often myself :D

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  21. but.. u really turned out just fine???

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  22. "Shaf: Really?
    Marvin: You turned out just fine?"

    Hahaha! :D

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  23. @ Awais
    oh come on you guys... you have to rub this in now ;-)

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  24. how exactly does a man burger look like? And which part of his body would be a hunk-tato salad?

    Does this, therefore, make you a man-eater? :P

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  25. @ Shankar

    I could devour on this one- all of him - for a long long long long time! :-)

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  26. Devour...how, exactly?

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  27. @ Shankar

    Why dont you come on over and I will show you? :-D

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  28. shall I come with a burger and some salad? Or could you do without it?

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  29. and strawberries? I like strawberries. Nice juicy strawberries.

    Apparently, 'that's how some people do it' :P

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  31. the more you can bring, the better it will be ;-)

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