Saturday, July 24, 2010

Life is Funny (21)

Real life incidents and quotes from the lovely people who are a part of my life :-)

If you are looking for alcohol, Ma'am, it is all inside my belly.
- a very drunk student sitting in the lounge and talking to the RA on duty which would be yours truly.
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Marvin: How is that paper coming along?
Lyndsay: The paper is in desperate need of completion.
-in all seriousness
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What if God didn't intend for us to eat the animals? He must have been pretty freaked out when we started.
-Emily
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NR: hey pretty woman...
R: How are you, lover boy?
NR: Lonely.
- scandalous 3am text messages.
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During a class discussion on crime and youth...
Professor: Well we blame it on the testosterones... It makes men violent.
Raajii (loud enough for the class to hear): It makes men idiots!

*after the laughter*
Professor: Well, that too.
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"Why do we need statistics? So politicians can lie, that's why!"
-Political Science Professor, starting off a statistics lecture
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Rob: "Are you getting the H1N1 vaccine?"
Emily: "No, I don't get viruses. I have a Mac."

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"...the reason why I give no sources is that it is a matter of indifference to me whether the
thoughts that I have had have been anticipated by someone else"
-refusing to do a bibliography
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Emily: Como se dice "giraffe" in Spanish? [How do you say "giraffe in Spanish?]
Raaji: ...Giraffe?
Emily (pointing to picture): Si [Yes]
Raaji: That's a zebra. 
-On foreign animals
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22 comments:

  1. I love the typical I am superior than you cos I own a Mac - I make them all the time :)

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  2. hehe... I have seen so many of such people and I really dont get it. I have used both of them and I still dont get it :-P

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  3. Apple users are generally proud, my brother-in-law has same attitude... anyways loved these hilarious quotes

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  4. I love the first one and the one with the bibliography. :)
    Oooh, and the scandalous texts in the morning! :)

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  5. haha the last's the best :D

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  6. Nice.

    Left you a couple of mails. Enjoy yourself girl.

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  7. @ Surya

    Thank you for the emails :-). I will be getting to them some time this weekend :-).

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  8. @ xunz

    yes, I agree :-), and it is quite irritating :-).

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  9. Mac is immune! lol...

    Gotta start sharing with profs about this bibliography stance. ;)

    Hilarious!

    Cheers

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  10. OH MY GOD the superiority complex with owning a MAC! grrrr

    it is with the MAC makeup too :P


    No More A Victim

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  11. Hahaha

    Rob: "Are you getting the H1N1 vaccine?"
    Emily: "No, I don't get viruses. I have a Mac."


    This one is super funny

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  12. LOL@the scandalous 3am text
    :D

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  13. Ha ha ha...you made my morning a bunch of laughter dear .... :)

    Are you really a person with lots of humor?

    Thanks for making my day fun filled today!!!

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  14. @ Amity

    thank you Amity :-). I like to look at the bright side of life :-).

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  15. "What if God didn't intend for us to eat the animals? He must have been pretty freaked out when we started."

    Hilarious! LOL!!

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  16. Usman Sheikh1:26 PM

    I am too tempted to ask...who is this Emily :P

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  17. @ Usman

    Actually I know two Emily(s) - close friends. Very interesting women :-).

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  18. I love them all especially the testosterones one :P

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  19. funny as always.... "testosterones" and the "statistics" ones are the best:D
    keep posting :)

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  20. lol@ the zebra : )

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