Life is Funny (19)
Tuesday, June 01, 2010Rob: I am so sick of this! This SPSS is just complicated.
Raaji: And its not even intelligent complicated... its more like pain-in-the-ass complicated!
-sitting in front of the computer trying to figure out the software.
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"Today is going to be a good night."
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"Today is going to be a good night."
-a little out of it
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"If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?"
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"If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?"
-painfully creative.
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Look, I made sandwiches...Penny B's and J!
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Look, I made sandwiches...Penny B's and J!
-My dear friend Emily and her creative American English skills
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I got a receipt for a doughnut. Am I going to return that doughnut? Am I going to come back the next day and say that the doughnut was unsatisfactory? That my boston creme was defective?
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I got a receipt for a doughnut. Am I going to return that doughnut? Am I going to come back the next day and say that the doughnut was unsatisfactory? That my boston creme was defective?
-Raaji, frustrated at many things.
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I am hetroflexible
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I am hetroflexible
-overheard at the bar
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Annoying an already annoyed person is like one of those "buy one, get one free" deals. It's a must-do! ;)
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Annoying an already annoyed person is like one of those "buy one, get one free" deals. It's a must-do! ;)
-Annie
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Well, her ceiling is a little low but she has a good Butt.
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Well, her ceiling is a little low but she has a good Butt.
-Shaf, talking about the car he wants to buy.
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Ni (looking stressed and edgy): I want Florida to change the age of consent to sixteen.
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Ni (looking stressed and edgy): I want Florida to change the age of consent to sixteen.
Raaji: Why is that?
Ni: Well, there’s um, this one check-out girl at the grocery store.... Anyway, it needs to be done!
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Raaji: Aww, thank you for the birthday festivities, and making it so special for me. I was so touched that night.
Faz: By who???? I knew that club was a mistake!
34 comments
lol... the last one is Hilarious :D
ReplyDeleteYes, I love the last one myself :-). My best friend is quite creative :-)
ReplyDeletelol @ the last one
ReplyDeleteAwhh :D For us, they are kind of humorous statements, kind of jokes. But for YOU, they are more of refreshing memories =) Recalling them will spread smile on your face even after 10 years.
ReplyDelete@ spotlessoul
ReplyDeleteabsolutely ;-). Thank you for putting it so beautifully :-)
"Today is going to be a good night."
ReplyDeleteHilarious! He he.
lol!!the last one is too good!!
ReplyDeletehaha last one is too good.......btw spss is fun ;) good luck with that
ReplyDeleteLOL :D .. apart from the last one which is hilarious ... I particularly liked " Anoying an already annoyed person ..." bcz I soooooo like to do that to my frndz :D ;)
ReplyDeleteLOL to the last one =)
ReplyDeletenice quotes :)
the last one took the cake... one of the best ever!! :D
ReplyDeleteha ha ha, age consent...:)
ReplyDeleteand yeah, today must be going to be a good night!
but u made me smile, if not laugh with your funny thoughts!
Love it. :)
ReplyDeleteThe last one is awesome.
Shaf - me loved his statement..
ReplyDeleteho my god.. rajji - me feel after a long time - u urself might laughed a bit..
lol!! random humour is so hilariou, i tellya :D
ReplyDeleteHe he!! Liked every-bit of it :)
ReplyDeleteRegards,
Ravi.
(http://j-ravi.blogspot.com)
@ arvind
ReplyDeleteI wonder why you always think I am a sad little girl :-).
raji,
ReplyDeleteas u stay in room - me thought u r studying..
and
me thought u r sad - as bcoz the hang over of ur two earlier posts!!
@ arvind
ReplyDeletemy writings doesnt always reflect my state of mind at the moment. I am a writer, I write :-)
me sorry as me mistaken and me always use to write my own experience..
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteO yay, I'm on it :D
ReplyDeletehehe, loved the last one.
Didn't really get penny B's and J?
ps: I feel the same way about the doughnut receipt. What is WRONG with the world!
@ Annie
ReplyDelete:-)
Penny B's and J is Peanut butter and jelly :-)
lol! you are much to awesome and much too witty!
ReplyDeletelove you!
had a goooood laugh!! :D
ReplyDelete:)
ReplyDeleteROTFL!:D
ReplyDeleteLoved it!
so love these posts of yours..!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeletethe last one is awesome!
:D
lol - tht tickled me - esply the last one :P
ReplyDelete@ Raaji
ReplyDeleteMy pleasure =)
hehe..
ReplyDeleteGood one .. particularly "her" Butt ;-)
hehe..
ReplyDeleteGood one .. particularly "her" Butt ;-)
lolllll.....hilarious :D
ReplyDeletei loved "the buy one get one free" and "i was so touched" the most !
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