*funny quotes and incidents with friends*

"You were offered the world and you turned it down."
-Josh, after Raajii refuses to take a shot of Vodka


Justin: Hey how was your midterm?
Sarah: Well, I may not have been raped, but I was definitely molested.


"Sometimes you open your mouth and stupid just fall right out."
-Laura to Raajii.


"Damn, if this CD doesn't play I'm gonna throw my car out the window!"
-Meagan, frustrated and stuck in traffic


"Hey! Hey you guys! Turn your syllable level down."
-Zak, distracted by loud noise and literary emphasis

“OK quit it. It's about time you un-insane yourself.”
--Raaji


Amy: He can be nice when he wants to be.
Laura: I'm sure Hitler had his good days too.


November 2, 2007
Faz (feeling Violated): Wait, they are doing it to us? Why are they doing it to us?
Rishav: Let them do it to us
Ceal: Yeah we do it to you and then you do it to us
Faz: Oh no, dude, it would look bad if you do it to us
Abhay: What the fu*k man, I dont care if they do it to us. Let them do it to us
Shaf: I like it when they do it to us.
Faz: Ok, do it to us.
--on Dance moves, while practicing.


Natasha: So we are 7 girls but it seems like someone is missing. We are 7 girls, right?
Raaji: Yeah, we are 7 and we are all here
Natasha: Wait, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Where is the 7th one? Who are we missing?
Oh... me.


November 3, 2007
"Oh Shit! I didn't mean to throw it at you. It was just a gesture.
The law of momentum just took it out of my hand. *Pause*......Stupid Physics."
-Faz, on explaining why the piece of chicken got out of his hand and landed on his friend's skirt.


Amy: Where's the broom?
Chris: Why, are you going somewhere?
-Chris, on transportation


"It's like what the government has done in the past 100 years. Take from the reds and give to the blacks."
-Chris, explaining Circle of Death


"Hey you gotta do what you gotta do to avoid doing what you don't want to do."
--Mike, on procrastination techniques


Nasr: Raaji, I can tell by the way you are eating this ice-cream that you are depressed"
Raaji: huh? I am not depressed!
Nasr: See, denial is the first sign of depression.
Raaji: *roll eyes*…. *looks away*
Nasr: ... and hiding is the second sign.
Rishav To Nasr: have you been reading that suicide brochure?
Nasr: yeah
Rishav: see I knew that!
-at dinner table


Raajii: Can we take off our skirts now?
Girls: huh?
Raajii: Oh, I mean can we change now?
*Laughter*
--wanting to change into comfortable clothes after practice.


“Shut up or I will square-root you!”
--Raajii, on getting frustrated with money and math


“Yeah, it's like killing one bird with two stones… oh I mean two birds with one stone”
-Tej