[1] Funny Valentine
Saturday, February 12, 2011Love, when sprinkled with some humor is the best treat.
Following are moments in time - said, said to, overheard, told in stories, recalled during drunken moments, and teased about. Needless to say, X is a woman and Y is a man -- I have to maintain their privacy :-).
Y: Its not fair. It is not fair. It is so not fair.
X: What?
Y: That smile.
You can't just smile at me like that. Then I have to say yes! Not cool missy!
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Y: I was thinking you just don't talk while making love.
X: Yes, you are right, mostly I don't. My mouth has better things to do.
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Y: But you are my sweetheart, you are the cherry on my strawberry cake...oh sorry, cherry is an inappropriate word.
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X: Wow.... this was a good kiss!
Y: What are you trying to say about all the other ones?
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X1: What are you doing for Valentines day?
X2: You mean, besides him? (looking at her boyfriend)
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X: In bed I can be quite mischievous, especially with the men I really like... wait... that did not come out right.
Y: No, it didn't... I really hope you are only with the man you *really* like :P
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Y1: So did you ever work up the nerve to talk to that girl?
Y2: Yeah, one time she sneezed and I said 'God bless you.'
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X to Y: Alright, alright. I will kill you softly. Oh, I mean kiss you softly.
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Talking to her two male friends...
Raaji: I don't know how people have the guts to cheat on their partners. I mean, why can't they just break up first before they go on to pursue their new love interests. I can only do one man at a time.
*they stare*
Raaji: Oh, that did not sound right.
Rob: Gee Raaji. Who are you doing these days?
Matt: Raaji is doing someone!
*both high five*
Raaji: I did not mean it that way!
but of course it was too late for that....
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:-)
26 comments
Happy Valentine's Day Raajii :)
ReplyDeleteThank you! You too :-)
ReplyDeletehahaha....hilarious.....n u got the funniest one (d last one):P
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ReplyDeleteyeah yeah, go ahead, join the club and make fun of me :P
ReplyDeleteLOL...
ReplyDeletethe last one takes the crown...
:D
ReplyDeletehahaha...galat kya bola aapne... u cakn only do 1 man at a tym ryt... lol lol rofl ;)
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentines Day in Advance :)
Totally hilarious one!!
ReplyDeleteAdvanced Valentine's day dear!
hahahahaha loveeee em
ReplyDelete:)
ReplyDeleteLol, this one was fun to read, especially the last one *high five*
ReplyDeleteVery Funny...
ReplyDeleteIndian Sushant
These were hilarious!
ReplyDelete:D
and of course, you all choose to focus on the last one :-P
ReplyDelete:) happy valentines raaji
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ReplyDeleteHey Raajii,
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's Day.
Funny conversations...last one was d best :-)
Lovely conversations :) Too cute :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's Day dear :)
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seriously hilarious!! :)
ReplyDeleteThis really lifted up my mood ^_^
ReplyDeleteSweet naughty conversations!!!
HAHAHAHA :D
ReplyDeleteI love X and Y.
hehe, yes, I thought it would make it more interesting :-)
ReplyDeleteThe last one is the best! Happy valentine's day!!
ReplyDeletehe he hehe loved the jokes and hmm hmm and hmmmm to the last statement , what do i say YOU SAID IT ALL :) he hehehe
ReplyDeleteBikram's
yes it was too late on last one...lol
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