Monday, October 29, 2007

Life Is Funny (3)

*funny quotes and incidents with friends*

This class was a religious experience for me... I had to take it all on faith."
-Sarah, on passing her physics course


"Right now I disagree with myself."
-Raaji, confused & arguing


Have you ever fallen asleep in class and woken up in another? That's the way I felt all term."
-Sarah


Raaji: Just make sure you keep your mouth on your own face.
K: Haha, I'll try my best.
-On seeing a cute guy who happens to be my friend's crush


"I'M FREE! I'M FREE! I'M FREE! I'M—"
-Raaji, right before running into the bench while shrieking outside class


I'm sorry, I'm new to this planet."
-Mike, sleep-talking



Raaji: Because it is less heavier than that"
Ian: emm... Less heavier? You mean "lighter"
Raajii: umm... right.
-On word choice


N: Hey, how can you say NO to a pretty girl who is asking you for dinner?
Ab: But the pretty girl is not for dinner!

Ab: tick, tick, tick, tick, tick
Raaji: tick. tick. tick. tick. tick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLYNqB8GU7M

"I wonder if a snail has ever woken up in his shell and got stuck, then thought 'uh-oh.'"
-Michelle, deep in thought


"Take twenty aspirins tonight. You'll feel better if you wake up."
-Raaji, in an attempt to get rid of the migraines


"If they take out 'one nation under God' in the pledge, I think they should change it to 'one nation under Canada, above Mexico' ."
-Dan


"See, what people don't know is that I will hit them."
-Raaji, while driving as a car pulls out in front of her

Prof: So if you want to write about heterosexual deviance, then you can talk about those... err... what do you call them?
Raaji: Male-strippers?
Kyle: Chip 'n Dale
*Laughs*
Kyle: (hiding his face) how do i know this? No I do not know this. Oh, god, I do not know this!

18 comments:

  1. lol...nice post...

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  2. ha ha ha!!!.... hilarious..grt 1 :)

    tk cr
    :) :) :)

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  3. hiksss..you do have sense of humour-British English, humor-American English..

    May I have some biscuits instead of the cookies,perhaps some chips or french fries!!:p

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  4. the last one is so hilarious:D

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  5. Hi Raaji,
    Thanks for visiting my blog and for your very nice comments. I like your two blogs, they're so homey with that distinct feminine touch. I like your articles about humorous exchanges. Thanks for the wonderful post. I enjoyed it. I will be linking you with my blog and I hope you do too with mine. Thanks again. Smile always. Have a nice and pleasant day.

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  6. I have one to add :)

    Why does Bush keep saying
    "God Bless You and God Bless America" - casue he knows he screwed up big time and needs all the blessings he can get.....

    Nice banter though - like I say there are lives nuances - if you enjoy them life is a happy journey no matter what

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  7. LOL nice ones!

    **I'm sorry, I'm new to this planet."

    hahaha!

    Keshi.

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  8. Hillarious....


    hahahaha

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  9. lose and loose.... oh boy and today is gre day. This is a sign. I am soo gonna bomb this test.

    Anyway, nice conversations, I remember doing something similar...PAH..something EXACTLY THE SAME a long time ago.

    its no longer on my blog, took it out for editing. But you can read it here...

    http://copyninjahershey.deviantart.com/art/funny-dialogues-58565118

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  10. btw, the quote that dan left... one nation under dog..

    Thats a robin williams quote. He was talking about a cure for dyslexic people.

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  11. Really funny at times ;)

    "I'm sorry, I'm new to this planet." - thats the one i loved most, feel the same way sometimes :D

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  12. Hey this one is nice one.

    Nadir: Hey, how can you say NO to a pretty girl who is asking you for dinner?
    Abhay: But the pretty girl is not for dinner!.

    I liked ur every posts. They r so touching. Thanx 4 writing.

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  13. Lolz. Really hilarious!!

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  14. lol @ the conversation betweeen u and nadir! :D

    peace & love
    Jeevy

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  15. lol..great stuff. i like the one when mike was sleeptalking. lol!

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  16. lol!! gurl, u definitelygot ur "funny bone" in place :p
    i especially loved this one--"see what ppl dont know, is i will hit them"...

    keep grinning !! :D
    Life is so much better that way...:)

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  17. I Swear...

    whats wrong if it was too. lollzz

    cheers.

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